Harvard-Radcliffe Class of 1964 |
| 1st Verse: |
Once in love with Chen-ey, Always in love with Chen-ey! Ever and ever, dedicated to Dick In a bunker with Dick...to stay.... Once you're hooked on Chen-ey, Your goose is cooked, it's Chen-ey! Ply him with se-crets, water boards and wire-taps Revel in his mishaps, all day! |
| Bridge: |
You might be quite a bleeding hearted lib'ral So ready to pout Who joins Dick's war and later thinks it over... And just... wants... out! |
| 2nd Verse: |
Ah...but once in love with Cheney, Bombing Iraq with Cheney For-get the Blue States, Scooter Libby's for us Palin's joined the chorus, you see, And Halliburton owns the G....O ... P ! (brief instrumental ... little simple soft show here) ...in love with Cheney! Ever and ever, dedicated to Dick In a bunker with Dick, to stay.... |
| 2nd Bridge: |
The Left can only quail before his shotgun, So steady ...and true. He frowns and aims and sights upon the tar-get It might....be....YOU! |
| 3rd Verse: |
Oh...but once in love with Cheney Always in love with Cheney Ever and ever, dedicated to Dick Daughter Liz the next slick you'll see.... And Halliburton owns the G....O....P! |
| Spoken: | So what's a poor voter to do? |
| 4th Verse: |
So, fall in love with 'bama Embrace the liberal karma Never mind the issues, Pass around the tissues. Feelin' good's for you and me. 'Cause once in love with Barack Now we'll stay in Iraq, Press the little restart, Putin has a big heart, Chavez and Iran come for tea. |
| 3rd Bridge: |
We'd like to have a jolly public option, Without a fuss, Or we could simply chuck it, under the bus. |
| 5th Verse: |
'cause what we really love is 'bama A liberal melodrama A Nobel peaceful plan, No matter if it can It feels so good for you and me. |
| Coda: |
The Demis own the Treasury; It feels so good for you and me. |